salienne: (Farscape Aeryn Princess grin)

I was loling throughout this trailer, ngl. Wedding invitations are SO DRAMATIC.
salienne: (Default)
Fuck Yeah, Disingenuous Liberal!

It's like Privilege-Denying Dude, but more multi-purpose and, well, liberal.

I think these are my favorites thus far:

trufax, tumblr, trufax
salienne: (DW Rose Ten words unsaid)
Do you understand Ten's pain? I don't think you do. I think only a playlist with commentary from Ten would make you understand HOW MUCH HE HURTS, OKAY.

Choice excerpt:

I've found some good music lately that I just wanted to share:

1. "My Immortal" by Evanescence

"I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave, I wish that you would just leave
Your presence still lingers here and it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase"

No one understands what I'm going through, but this song makes me feel a little less alone. I really identify with the lyrics, especially about this mysterious person's presence still lingering. Unlike this artists, I miss multiple people and am completely alone. :'(

(Yeah, I scared my cat by laughing too loud.)

The rest available here at [ profile] angst_junkie's lj.
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Me: it penetrates with the threat of death or tragedy
Sara: Warning, this penis will result in death or horrifying injury.
Sara: It should not be consumed by pregnant women or woobie tea boys who look good in suits.

In other news, not every play Shakespeare wrote was Hamlet, and Renaissance males were sexist assholes, though oftentimes not as bad as one might think.

Also, my room is cold and everything is far too expensive over here in the UK, but I absolutely love it, and not only because of the accents.

Now to figure out how I'm going to travel Europe alone for a month during Christmas break... Any suggestions?
salienne: (you go squish now)
First, The Players:

Now, The Action:

Cat: …
Cat: …
Dog: …
Cat: *Looks away, more interested in her own reflection or perhaps the VCR or really anything that’s not this hyperactive thing beside her*
Cat: *Head whirls around. Glare*
Cat: …
Dog: …
Cat: …
Dog: …?
Cat: *looks away*

AND REPEAT, with the occasional half-hearted swipe but mainly a general feeling of “PLAY WITH ME” vs. “I am so above this.”

Totally almost worth the insomnia that’s keeping me awake right now.

Hee 2

Aug. 31st, 2009 12:09 am
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My dog is now very enthusiastically digging a hole to China.

On my bed.


ETA: My mom walks in. Suzie's response: look up, then go back to sleep. Still content.

My dad walks in. Suzie's response: to growl.

I admit, I'm still cracking up.


Aug. 30th, 2009 08:34 pm
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I will post about this in more detail later, but a few days ago, my family adopted a new dog, Suzie (yes, like the undead serial killer), who is a Pomeranian. She's tinier than my cats. My laptop is longer than she is.

Currently, she is standing in place, barking and growling at her own reflection. She has been for about a minute now.

Just felt this was information worth sharing.


Jul. 23rd, 2009 07:24 pm
salienne: (you go squish now)
Possibly getting into Torchwood fandom when CoE spoilers ) is a bad idea, but I am loving The Sin Eaters audiobook.

At one point, the author adopts the POV of a cat. And the cat falls into the Hub and lands on Ianto's head.

Best. Gym. Soundtrack. Ever.
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He may argue that while a statute can be read to give the prosecutor a second kick at the cat if conditions change, it cannot be read to allow a court to give the prosecutor a first kick at the cat when conditions change.

To this anticipated argument, we disagree. We wrote K.A.P. We knew what we were saying.

So, tell me how you really feel about this defendant.
salienne: (you go squish now)
"Respondent's perception of coercion flowing from the 'voice of God' is a matter to which the Federal Constitution does not speak."

I love how snarky they Supreme Court can be.

Still, I think Scalia's dissenting opinions are my favorite, even if I do tend to disagree with almost everything he says.
salienne: (Pirate)
All I can say about L.A. Without a Map is, what the hell was that?!

Although in a good way.

Bizarrely enough, in a good way.

Like... I still don't know what the point was or why it exists (although I suspect there is commentary on film-making and love in there), but I do know that I was laughing throughout, David Tennant as Richard is adorable (and completely and utterly bonkers), and David Tennant and Johnny Depp have great chemistry mixed with the strangest scenes imaginable. Like, I can't even ship it, because every single moment with them was like a weird drug trip where you're one step behind reality and can't quite catch up.

The movie was a bit like that overall, actually.

Still, I sort of love it, mainly for DT and the sheer hilarity factor (and Johnny Depp! There was David Tennant and Johnny Depp and they ate fried chicken in a graveyard!).

You guys should watch. You'd appreciate it. And maybe someone would get it and explain what the hell just happened to me.

(Yeah, the characters in my mood icon? Doctor all confused and stunned, Rose and Sarah Jane giggling madly? That's me right now.)

ETA: I think this might be one of those rare rare rare times when I'd go for RPF. Of Johnny Depp/David Tennant in which they spend half of it trying to figure out what on earth is happening in this film.
salienne: (you go squish now)
How to give my dog a bath:

MOM: Gets small tub and puts at side of living room by the balcony.
DOG: …
MOM: Cookie, come here! Come here!
DOG: …
ME: Gets a treat from the closet on the opposite end of the room from the bath
DAD: Cookie! Come over here!
DOG: Gets up and follows me.
ME: Walks over to the bath dangling the treat. Come here, puppy! Come on baby!
DOG: Follows only a small portion of the way. Then stops and stares looking cute.
MOM and DAD: Try cajoling and forcing.
ME: Dangles treat
DOG: Tries to snatch at treat. Fails. YOWL YOWL YOWL. Dog runs to his bed and lies down, staring up at us with a nervously wagging tail.
MOM, DAD, ME: Give up on the bath idea.
MOM: Drags the bed over to the balcony. Then out onto the balcony. Brings in various pots with hot water. Shuts balcony door.
DOG: … Gets up. Goes to the bathroom. Refuses to get off grass and go back to balcony.
MOM: Nudges back to balcony
MOM and ME: Wash dog.
MOM and ME: Finish. Quickly.

Now, granted, some of this is my dog being in pain when he’s touched wrong (due to the enormous tumor on his shoulder). The rest is just him being a brat.
salienne: (DW wth?)

People don't go to Church anymore. Thus THEY WILL START GIVING OUT SUICIDE PILLS.



Oct. 10th, 2008 12:19 am
salienne: (you go squish now)

Also, this quote: Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

Yeah... -_-;;;
salienne: (DW wth?)

...And now to go back to studying.
salienne: (you go squish now)
[ profile] salienne: but old ppl DO smell bad
[ profile] enigma731: yes
[ profile] salienne: this is y we must become vampires and never grow old
[ profile] enigma731: obvs.
[ profile] salienne: nice to see you agree
[ profile] enigma731: or just wear lots of perfume.
[ profile] salienne: ....but then we'd smell WORSE
[ profile] salienne: it'd be like a walking Filene's
[ profile] enigma731: LOL
[ profile] enigma731: It's like that Oust commercial
[ profile] enigma731: "The only thing worse than a living room that smells like a living room that smells like flowers AND fish."
[ profile] enigma731: except "The only thing worse than a person that smells like a person that smells like old AND perfume."

We're bad people... XD
salienne: (Pirate)
Because it is equal parts bizzarre and awesome:

...inside of whom is Will, inside of whom is Elizabeth, inside of whom is the monkey, inside of whom is a pirate flag.

I love Russian souveniers...

Bonus: Where's Pirate-Waldo? )
^Those who actually find CJS in the above get a ficlet of their choosing!


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