"I'll help wipe you dry" "I'll give you a massage too; I'm quite good at them."
^Both said by L to Light

Light's response: "Do what you want."

A) How did L get good at massages?
B) L and Light clearly lust after one another.
C) I legitimately think L is homosexual. And one of the coolest characters ever.
D) [added after seeing ( Here there be spoilers )] Someone needs to shoot Light in the face. Seriously. Talk about your Psychopathic Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

That is all. XD