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salienne ([personal profile] salienne) wrote2006-08-23 07:06 pm
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*cracks up*

Best thing I've ever read in my life:

“ Now watch closely class,” said Hagrid, pumping in and out of Hermione. “What I’m doing right now is called sex. The sperm from my penis goes into a woman’s vagina and travels to her uterus, where it goes into an egg. It then, over a nine-month period, will turn into a baby.” The entire time Hagrid was talking, Hermione was moaning deeply and throwing herself at Hagrid.

I love badfic. It's hysterical. XD

Yeep, sorry, I had to edit out a bit that was part of the sporking. It should make a wee bit more sense now... and I emphasize "wee."
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[personal profile] kirasha 2006-08-23 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
OMFG! Thanks, darlin'. I must now go scrub my brain to remove that visual...maybe even with acid.

*shudder*

[identity profile] adriannevandal.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
My mind is boggling over the sheer mechanics of how that's being done... O_O