*cracks up*
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salienneBest thing I've ever read in my life:
“ Now watch closely class,” said Hagrid, pumping in and out of Hermione. “What I’m doing right now is called sex. The sperm from my penis goes into a woman’s vagina and travels to her uterus, where it goes into an egg. It then, over a nine-month period, will turn into a baby.” The entire time Hagrid was talking, Hermione was moaning deeply and throwing herself at Hagrid.
I love badfic. It's hysterical. XD
Yeep, sorry, I had to edit out a bit that was part of the sporking. It should make a wee bit more sense now... and I emphasize "wee."
“ Now watch closely class,” said Hagrid, pumping in and out of Hermione. “What I’m doing right now is called sex. The sperm from my penis goes into a woman’s vagina and travels to her uterus, where it goes into an egg. It then, over a nine-month period, will turn into a baby.” The entire time Hagrid was talking, Hermione was moaning deeply and throwing herself at Hagrid.
I love badfic. It's hysterical. XD
Yeep, sorry, I had to edit out a bit that was part of the sporking. It should make a wee bit more sense now... and I emphasize "wee."
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Date: 2006-08-23 11:51 pm (UTC)*shudder*
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Date: 2006-08-24 12:52 am (UTC)(Yes, my mind has been liquefied by badfic by now.)
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