salienne

Snagged from

a_wormwood.

Put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.

What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Bleed Like Me" by Garbage
I guess I'm depressive and have uber issues.... and want other people to "bleed like me," so I'm sadistic and yearning for understanding. Thank you iTunes. Really optimistic there.

Will I have a happy life?
"You Look So Fine" by Garbage
"Let's pretend, happy end" ..........So I'll be obsessed my someone who doesn't want me and then there's THAT. I'll take that as a no then.

What do my friends really think of me?
"The Hollow" by A Perfect Circle
"One sexual being" Oh dear. So my friends all think I'm a sex-starved maniac who needs a fix just to sate her for a little while... Thanks guys. Just because I'm an easy skank...

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Hello" by Evanescence
.....I think my iTunes does. In a very creepy stalker-ish way. O_O;;;;;

How can I make myself happy?
"Burn" by Three Days Grace
I'll take this as taking sadistic pleasure in people who've hurt me.... and not letting myself go down and "burn." Well the second part works but the first part... iTunes has issues, methinks. I mean, first it's a stalker, now this... Should I be scared?

What should I do with my life?
The Baywatch Theme Song
So either I should save people's lives.... or I should lose lots of weight, dye my hair blond, and run up and down a beach shaking my hair and bouncing my breasts. I'm hoping iTunes means the former, but from its previous answers, I have a creepy feeling it means the latter.
Or it means that it'll always be there for me and so I should marry it or something.... Squeak! "Instinct is stronger than reason." "I won't let you out of my sight." Oh my dear God....

Why must life be so full of pain?
"The Show Must Go On" from Moulin Rouge!
"Whatever happens/We leave it all to chance/Another heartache/Another failed romance" Well at least this one makes sense... and we have to put on happy faces which makes it worse...
But my iTunes's obsession with love scares me. I really think it's a stalker.

Will I ever have (more) children?
"Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon
Going just by the song title, I take that as a yes. Going by the lyrics.... OMFG ITUNES REALLY IS A STALKER!!!!!!!! AND IT WANTS TO HAVE BABIES WITH ME! @_@

Will I die happy?
"Two Become One" by the Spice Girls
............ WE'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING, YOU FREAKING CREEPY ITUNES!!! WE NEVER WILL!

Can you give me some advice?
"The Hills Are Alive and the Children of the Revolution" from Moulin Rouge!
Thank God.... I was afraid of more "Do me" songs. I'm hoping the fact that it's from "Moulin Rouge!" doesn't mean anything.
Basically, its advice is listen to lots more music. So to be with it more..... subtle.... BUT STILL STALKER! And the "perform poetry" thing. Oh dear.

What do you think happiness is?
"Micro Cuts" by Muse
"Blackboard scratched with hate/I've seen/What you're doing to me/Destroying puppet strings/To our souls"
iTunes isn't happy with me..... MEEP!

What's my favorite fetish?
"I Should Tell You" from Rent
Either love or fire. Or iTunes REALLY wants me.

Ok, I'm officially forever scarred now.

Ta mates.