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Torturing myself
Jan. 9th, 2011 02:33 amMy way of dealing with the awful that was today/going back to school tomorrow: watching the Eclipse movie.
The whole time, THIS HAS BEEN MY FACE:
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Even with the squickiest parts of the book toned down (Edward, for instance, doesn't offer Bella up as a baby incubator to Jacob), it still Keeps. Getting. Worse.
It's also still not over, what is this, this is the slowest moving movie ever made.
On another note, one of the guest actresses form SGA is in it (the annoying princess), and it amuses me mightily.
ETA: Edward, for instance, doesn't offer Bella up as a baby incubator to Jacob
So I just reread the scene in the books (AND OMG IT IS SO SKEEVY I CAN'T EVEN DEAL, IT'S ALL ABOUT JACOB'S PLAN TO GET IN HER PANTS AND IF EDWARD WOULD JUST IGNORE HER WISHES AND LEAVE HER TO KILL HERSELF AGAIN THEN JACOB COULD NICE GUY HIS WAY IN THERE OKAY), but I can't seem to find this bit. Maybe my brain made it up? Idk.
ETA 2: NOPE, I FOUND IT. IT'S IN BREAKING DAWN:
“I don’t care about anything but keeping her alive,” [Edward] said, suddenly focused now. “If it’s a child she wants, she can have it. She can have half a dozen babies. Anything she wants.” He paused for one beat. “She can have puppies, if that’s what it takes.”
You GO there, Edward, offering your lady to other guys without asking her permission! She's your lady, after all, and it's any old baby she wants.
Have Jacob's reaction:
"I couldn't think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? So messed up.
So tempting."
The whole time, THIS HAS BEEN MY FACE:
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Even with the squickiest parts of the book toned down (Edward, for instance, doesn't offer Bella up as a baby incubator to Jacob), it still Keeps. Getting. Worse.
It's also still not over, what is this, this is the slowest moving movie ever made.
On another note, one of the guest actresses form SGA is in it (the annoying princess), and it amuses me mightily.
ETA: Edward, for instance, doesn't offer Bella up as a baby incubator to Jacob
So I just reread the scene in the books (AND OMG IT IS SO SKEEVY I CAN'T EVEN DEAL, IT'S ALL ABOUT JACOB'S PLAN TO GET IN HER PANTS AND IF EDWARD WOULD JUST IGNORE HER WISHES AND LEAVE HER TO KILL HERSELF AGAIN THEN JACOB COULD NICE GUY HIS WAY IN THERE OKAY), but I can't seem to find this bit. Maybe my brain made it up? Idk.
ETA 2: NOPE, I FOUND IT. IT'S IN BREAKING DAWN:
“I don’t care about anything but keeping her alive,” [Edward] said, suddenly focused now. “If it’s a child she wants, she can have it. She can have half a dozen babies. Anything she wants.” He paused for one beat. “She can have puppies, if that’s what it takes.”
You GO there, Edward, offering your lady to other guys without asking her permission! She's your lady, after all, and it's any old baby she wants.
Have Jacob's reaction:
"I couldn't think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? So messed up.
So tempting."
