Random Ridiculous Arguments
Sep. 4th, 2008 03:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
salienneWhy homosexuality is bad: If homosexuality is good, why don't we all become homosexual? After all, it's good, right?
~Heard in Russia
Why Rose didn't actually kill Satan: Because lack of air killed him. Not Rose.
~From DWF
~Heard in Russia
Why Rose didn't actually kill Satan: Because lack of air killed him. Not Rose.
~From DWF
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Date: 2008-09-04 07:20 pm (UTC)Huh... Rose pushed him out of the ship (well, she actually destroyed the window, but the result is the same), that's what killed him. So, if we follow this logic, if I push someone from the top of a very high builing, I'm not the one who kills him. No. That's the fall that kills him... or the ground.
I think the Master would agree... LOL!
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Date: 2008-09-04 07:31 pm (UTC)"I didn't kill him, a jolt from this laser screwdriver did."
"My order to my minion, my minion, and/or the gun he just shot didn't kill him. Blood loss did."
Definitely would be an interesting defense in court. XD