"You smell like old cat"

[salienne]

salienne: but old ppl DO smell bad
enigma731: yes
salienne: this is y we must become vampires and never grow old
enigma731: obvs.
salienne: nice to see you agree
enigma731: or just wear lots of perfume.
salienne: ....but then we'd smell WORSE
salienne: it'd be like a walking Filene's
enigma731: LOL
enigma731: It's like that Oust commercial
enigma731: "The only thing worse than a living room that smells like fish....is a living room that smells like flowers AND fish."
enigma731: except "The only thing worse than a person that smells like old....is a person that smells like old AND perfume."

We're bad people... XD