Oh Torchwood...
Nov. 23rd, 2008 01:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
salienneYup, Exit Wounds still makes no sense. (Well, either that or Jack has the most well-adjusted form of Dissociative Identity Disorder ever and it took over for some 2000 years.)
Regardless, Gray and the Master would be a very amusing team until the Master got bored and killed the poor guy.
'Cos 2000 years of constant suffocation and death? C'mon, you know the Master wishes he thought of that. And I'm sure Gray would love to have seen the Year That Never Was. And Voltaire's "When You're Evil" could be playing in the background! Or the Teletubbies. You know, whichever.
...I think Physics and Bio have melted my brain, but I totally want to write this now.
ETA: Whoever wrote the dialogue for Gray? Fail. Epic fail. The actor's skills weren't good enough to pull off the archaic and whiny-ness of it all, so while John Barrowman is acting his heart out and doing a pretty damn good job, I just want to smack this kid.
Also, why does Jack carry chloroform napkins in his coat pocket...?
Regardless, Gray and the Master would be a very amusing team until the Master got bored and killed the poor guy.
'Cos 2000 years of constant suffocation and death? C'mon, you know the Master wishes he thought of that. And I'm sure Gray would love to have seen the Year That Never Was. And Voltaire's "When You're Evil" could be playing in the background! Or the Teletubbies. You know, whichever.
...I think Physics and Bio have melted my brain, but I totally want to write this now.
ETA: Whoever wrote the dialogue for Gray? Fail. Epic fail. The actor's skills weren't good enough to pull off the archaic and whiny-ness of it all, so while John Barrowman is acting his heart out and doing a pretty damn good job, I just want to smack this kid.
Also, why does Jack carry chloroform napkins in his coat pocket...?
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Date: 2008-11-23 02:01 pm (UTC)I thought of like 30 answers in the space of a second and none of them were quite dirty enough. It's more like, why wouldn't Jack carry chloroform napkins ? ;)
Hee, Gray and the Master. They would also definitely push each other around in the Evil Wheelchair of Torment.
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Date: 2008-11-24 09:08 pm (UTC)Well Ianto did say their sexual relationship bordered on the avant-garde so, hey, whatever they're in to...?
Though I do find it amusing that either a) His coat is not only rot-proof, but his pockets are air-tight and thus dirt can't get in, or b) He asked 1900's Torchwood for a brand new clean chloroform napkin. And they gave it to him.
Hee, Gray and the Master. They would also definitely push each other around in the Evil Wheelchair of Torment.
That has to be my favorite image of the week. Better even than Edward sparkling and ranting about how this is what killers look like.
Thank you for that.