Why writing Jack is fun

[salienne]

Jack: "Ianto Jones, welcome to Torchwood Cardiff’s warehouse of dangerous goods. Underground we’ve got alien tech that could destroy the planet, up here alien junk we couldn’t fit into the Vaults. And I think a pleasure sauna, though I never did get a chance to examine that properly."

And on a completely different note, I want a vampire pirate kitty. I think that would be amazing.