Cats vs. Dogs, or The Small Child vs. The Teenager

[salienne]

First, The Players:



Now, The Action:

Dog: BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE
Cat: …
Dog: BOUNCE
Cat: …
Dog: …
Cat: *Looks away, more interested in her own reflection or perhaps the VCR or really anything that’s not this hyperactive thing beside her*
Dog: POUNCE
Cat: *Head whirls around. Glare*
Dog: BOUNCE
Cat: …
Dog: …
Cat: …
Dog: …?
Cat: *looks away*
Dog: POUNCE

AND REPEAT, with the occasional half-hearted swipe but mainly a general feeling of “PLAY WITH ME” vs. “I am so above this.”

Totally almost worth the insomnia that’s keeping me awake right now.